Hahahaha! Aside from the unfortunate fatalities, that was one of the most amusing things I've read in a LONG time. Hehehe... thanks for the interesting news Juan.
Juan
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"Re(2):Monkey man attacks. TOXICO????????"
, posted Wed 24 Jul 12:40
Once they had this article in my local newspaper were some hungry and thirsty monkeys actually engaged in combat with an army on India. The article said that the battle lasted for hours. Monkeys are evil.
Hmmm.... my local paper carries boring stuff. Ah, there's one interesting story that gives you an idea of what our local police force is like.
A police officer (K-9 unit) and his dog were out looking for someone who had escaped prison. The man was carrying the dogs leash AND his gun in the same hand. (-_-) So, when the dog barked, the man jumped and shot the dog. The dog is ok, thankfully, but come on...what a moron.
Heres another strange one, the guy drowned in chocolate. CHOCOLATE!!!???
my father was crippled in a chocolate-related incident
"Ok that's enough. If we go onyou're hamburger!"
Dr Orochi
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"CRUNCH"
, posted Thu 25 Jul 15:15
MMMMM A new line from Hershey "Cannibal Delights" with a creamy, crunchy center.
Toxico
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"Re(3):Monkey man attacks. TOXICO????????"
, posted Fri 26 Jul 19:21:
quote: Monkeys are evil.
You got that damn right....
Monkey man... I told that fool not to be seeing, now it is necessary to silence him.
"Monkey robots controled by remores", crap, my master plan for world domination is leaking out; but it is not like any other of the races on these planet can do something about it...
JA JA JA JA JA JA JA!!!!!!!
[this message was edited by Toxico on Fri 26 Jul 19:30]
Toxico
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"Re(3):Monkey man attacks. TOXICO????????"
, posted Fri 26 Jul 19:21:
quote: Once they had this article in my local newspaper were some hungry and thirsty monkeys actually engaged in combat with an army on India. The article said that the battle lasted for hours. Monkeys are evil.
Oh and that avatar...hehehehehe..click click.
I guess now you know why I haven't been posting as I once did, huh??
[this message was edited by Toxico on Fri 26 Jul 19:36]
"Monkey man attacks. TOXICO????????" 
"Re(1):Monkey man attacks. TOXICO????????" 
"Re(3):Monkey man attacks. TOXICO????????" 
"Re(1):chocolate. argh." 
that's enough. If we go on
"CRUNCH" 
