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dorikyasu

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New Red Carpet Member

"I want my... Meow TV?!" , posted Fri 19 Jul 07:01

CNN
"Meow TV," a new show being shopped around for the fall season for cats.
No, not for cat lovers. For cats.
"If you can imagine the Discovery Channel for cats," said Richard Thompson, CEO of Meow Mix cat food, who is producing the show. "There will be squirrels, bouncing balls, birds and all the things cats love to watch."

Behold, the age of "the couch potato cats" are upon us!

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Hungrywolf

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"Re(1):I want my... Meow TV?!" , posted Fri 19 Jul 09:01

quote:
CNN
"Meow TV," a new show being shopped around for the fall season for cats.
No, not for cat lovers. For cats.
"If you can imagine the Discovery Channel for cats," said Richard Thompson, CEO of Meow Mix cat food, who is producing the show. "There will be squirrels, bouncing balls, birds and all the things cats love to watch."

Behold, the age of "the couch potato cats" are upon us!

It's part of Juan's plan to get the cats nice and comfortable in front of the TV so he can brainwash them to come to him so he can use them for more and more Cat Tuna! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Juan

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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(2):I want my... Meow TV?!" , posted Fri 19 Jul 10:47:

Even better, later they will start showing violent cat shows and talk shows. That oughta ruin the cat kingdom. Its all too easy!

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It's part of Juan's plan to get the cats nice and comfortable in front of the TV so he can brainwash them to come to him so he can use them for more and more Cat Tuna! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

http://www.buttermonster.com
I am Juan's buttered website.

[this message was edited by Juan on Fri 19 Jul 10:47]

Siegfried
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Regular Customer

"Re(3):I want my... Meow TV?!" , posted Fri 19 Jul 11:04

Show me a cat that actually has the attention span to sit down and watch TV, and maybe this will work.

From my experience, cats aren't exactly the TV watching types. Maybe dogs, but they can't see 2D or how was it?

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Dr Baghead

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"Re(4):I want my... Meow TV?!" , posted Fri 19 Jul 11:13

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From my experience, cats aren't exactly the TV watching types. Maybe dogs, but they can't see 2D or how was it?

Cats are stupid, if they see something on a TV that looks like what they consider prey they'll pay attention (the owner will be all "Oh how cute! Fluffy is watching TV" but the cat is thinking "Hey Food! I should try to catch it!")

My dogs watch TV in a similar way, they'll lay on the couch and stare at any program featuring dogs... strangely they watch American Idol the same way O_o

Nifty Lifty
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Frequent Customer

"Re(5):I want my... Meow TV?!" , posted Fri 19 Jul 11:25

Once I was watching a documentry about grizzly bears and my (now departed) dog was lying in the next room. All of a sudden he was howling at the top of his voice at the screen, which I never heard him do ever before or after. It was bizzare but I came to the conclusion that what he was doing was warning his pack (us, the family) that there were bears around. And my cat likes to jump up at the screen when I'm playing Smash Bros because there's so much colourful shit flying around

Ishmael
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Occasional Customer

"Re(1):I want my... Meow TV?!" , posted Fri 19 Jul 17:19

quote:
CNN
"Meow TV," a new show being shopped around for the fall season for cats.
No, not for cat lovers. For cats.
"If you can imagine the Discovery Channel for cats," said Richard Thompson, CEO of Meow Mix cat food, who is producing the show. "There will be squirrels, bouncing balls, birds and all the things cats love to watch."

Behold, the age of "the couch potato cats" are upon us!

To think, a few days ago I thought a 24 hour video game channel was an odd idea. I like how the coding on the picture of the cat says 'cat' just in case the reader of the article wasn't sure what the creature in the picture was.