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drugeater
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New Customer

"newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 17:02

I'm new here and just wanted to greet all and introduce myslef. I'll be going by drugeater and Rx. High School dropout and currently taking launguage and music courses. I currently reside in San Francisco for the time being. I work for a japanese animation publishing company. Gaming is my favored escape from reality next to sleeping.

once again, hello!

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Juan

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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(1):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 17:03

Allo' there!

I am Irish!

http://www.buttermonster.com

Toxico

2108th Post

Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(2):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 17:15

For the record, Juan is nothing but a mad man (just as the one speaking to you now).

Juan has tryied that Irish joke some times, but just as my words, no one pay any attention to them.

This is a nice place to chat and go into madness state, everyone understands; it is not that I haven't taken my medicine, the problem is that my life is just so tedious...

Juke Joint Jetzebel, The droogo, drugeater... THIS IS ANOTHER FACTION TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY DOMAINS.

"Be gentle?"... impossible.

(He hears steps from behind) * Wait guys, don't look me up!!!! *

Rid Hershel

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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(3):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 17:21

Welcome aboard, but remember something...

ALL THE CAT TUNA IS ALREADY TAKEN.

Other than that, have fun!

Satoshi Miwa

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Red Carpet Executive Member

"Re(1):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 17:26

Welcome aboard! Have fun, and don't feed the other members of the board. It upsets them greatly...

Jazzie D

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Red Carpet Executive Member

"Irrashimase!" , posted Tue 9 Jul 17:30

Irrashimase! Ore wa Jazzie D!

I hope you know the rules and such. Otherwise, you will face the wrath of Whip's desciple. Other than that, have fun.

TheBeast

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New Red Carpet Member

"Re(1):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 17:52

Hello there! Warm greetings from TheBeast!

Well...this beast don't do much posting or contribute much to this board. There is another beast whom you will meet sooner and later boasting his "food gauge"...

Aye, a drug eater? Hope you are not really into it deeply.

drugeater
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New Customer

"Re(1):Irrashimase!" , posted Tue 9 Jul 18:10

Oh yeah *goes off to read the rules*

I feel much fun will be had... ^.^

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drugeater
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New Customer

"Re(2):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 18:17

Ahh... the paranoia sets in... *looks about nervously*

About drugeater:
Persona 2 fan site reference.
Sometimes bad habit.

Thanks for the welcome! I hope to be accepted by all. ^-^

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ONSLAUGHT

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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(3):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 18:50

Good, you will be accepted, but first, you have to send me porn, because I'm the site's administrator, and you gotta be nice to me, be nice, be nice, be nice... If you wanna be one of the cool good boys, you gotta be nice with me.

Juke Joint Jezebel

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Red Carpet Regular Member

"Re(4):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 19:15

"Uwee hee hee! Don't tease the octopus kids!" -- Ultros

pointystick

748th Post

Red Carpet Regular Member+

"Re(5):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 20:04

I have only one bit of advice:

BEWARE THE GORILLA!

Freeter

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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(1):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 20:50

'sup newbie. This is one of the friendliest boards around, so enjoy your stay.

And if the whole "Cat Tuna" thing has you confused, don't fret it; Juan's muy loco

Dr Baghead

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Red Carpet Executive Member

"Re(1):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 20:57

Howdy... so you're a local boy, eh? (I live in the bay area too)

... and sorry I can't get you pills, I'm not really a doctor, I just play as one in Guilty Gear... I'm not sure about Doctor Orochi though, he might be able to get you drugs to be eaten...

Zazzarius
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Regular Customer

"Re(2):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Tue 9 Jul 20:58

i fear you as i fear all things unknown

iggy

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Bronze Customer

"Re(1):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Wed 10 Jul 00:58

Hello Newbie

Just a warning to say : don't pay attention to my messages, when I wrote them I'm generally drunk, starving, sleeping, or both 3 at the same time, and anyways I'm french so I doubt very much that my messages may have any sense to an english or american reader.

Welcome though.

Dominus

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Gold Customer

"Re(3):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Wed 10 Jul 01:13

Fear not - most of us are relatively harmless, at least in comparison with a rabid mongoose, or perhaps a Super-Whammy-Death-Laser(TM)-toting orangutan.
Unless you're a troll or a closeminded fanboy, in which case God have mercy on you...

The Slithery-Dee came out of the sea.
He ate all the others

but he didn't eat me.

Time Mage

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Red Carpet Regular Member

"Re(1):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Wed 10 Jul 16:12

If you have problems from the evil side of the board (Juan, Toxico/Papá Mono, ONSLAUGHT, Rugalbernstein...) don't heistate and call me. I'll kick thein butts!!! :)

Miau.

Tashoku Kisune

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Red Carpet Regular Member+

"Re(1):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Wed 10 Jul 16:24

As the patron MMC female gamer I welcome you aboard! ^_~ Welcome to the wonderful world of gaming at this board! I hope to see ya around in the future.

By the way... Rid and Freeter are my trusty minions. ^_~ <snuggles her followers> But they get the whip treatment if they do bad things. So try not to be a bad influence. ^_~ They might like the punishment. <snickers>

Ted

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Red Carpet Regular Member

"*gets Butcher Knife*" , posted Wed 10 Jul 17:05

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,,,
Fresh Meat.......

Play TED on Kawaks or Kalliera!
just Look me up online or Post a CHallage!

wingzero

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Red Carpet Regular Member++

"Re(1):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Wed 10 Jul 18:19

what up homeboy. welcome!

shrapnel

Shin ATproof

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Red Carpet Regular Member+

"Re(2):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Wed 10 Jul 19:11

Be gentle!? I dunno what you came here for but I HOPE it's not what I am thinking of right now...is that even possible? Hazukashii na....lol.

Well any way...welcome and enjoy your stay ^__^

talbaineric

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Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master

"Re(1):newbie - please be gentle" , posted Wed 10 Jul 23:40

Yo! Greetings! Salutations! Bonjour! Good day mate! Wzup? Konnichiwa! Hallo! And all the other ways to say hi!

Hope you enjoy it here!