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| ZamIAm 518th Post
 
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|  "Re(1):Be a KoF Boss... version 2.0!"
, posted Mon 3 Jun 11:24
Zamuel falls to one knee in disbelief.
Zamuel: I lost? Groovy me?... !!!
The monitor above Zamuel goes white, and a voice comes from it...
Voice: You have failed.
Zamuel: No! If I can bash them... even if they're not ready!
Voice: It is too late.
Zamuel: Holy antarctic action!!
Voice: This mission abandoned. We appreciate your efforts.
Zamuel: What do I do now?
Voice: Dweeb data transmission successful. Mission accomplished. All operatives... will be annihilated.
Eyes wide in horror, A strange smile crosses Zamuel's lips.
Zamuel: N... no!
Voice: Goodbye, Zamuel. Rest in peace.
Zamuel: You funky nerds!!
With that, the ceiling explodes and Zamuel is subsequently crushed by debris. As the hero escapes the crubling structure, the voice can be heard...
Voice: We are Ultimatocorp Cartel. The new world order. Our future, is now!
What is Ultimatocorp Cartel? This Zamuel was annihilated by them, but why? So many questions, so little answers. Something stinks about this, and somebody's gotta get to the bottom of it!
Difficulties in character design #23:
Giving yourself homework.
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| iggy
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| "Re(1):Be a KoF Boss... version 2.0!" , posted Mon 3 Jun 11:25
This is so great !!!
Iggy, knowing defeat, stands solemnly.
Iggy: What a surprise... eh, Loana of Loft Story? You guys really know your Bungo Examinations! But you will never seal off the Arai Hakuseki power again. Give it up now, while you still can.
Loana of Loft Story: Don't flatter yourself, infernal. The Arai Hakuseki power is as good as corrupted!
Iggy: You fishy fools... oh, a gorgeous rentaikei ruins. My time has come.
Hero: You're not getting away.
Iggy: No, I'm being called away... to The Inalco.
Raising a hand to the skies, Iggy is surrounded by rentaikei and vanishes. Something is still not right, however... the hero returns home with a heavy feeling of dread for what is to come.
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| Puar 275th Post
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| "Re(1):Be a KoF Boss... version 2.0!" , posted Mon 3 Jun 11:42
Hahaha... Extremely amusing! Actually, disturbingly amusing. How easy it is to gain my attention:
A bloody mess, Billy Bob struggles to stand, bionic ankle in ruin.
Billy Bob: Even with my new cheese, I lost.
Suddenly, Billy Bob begins to run.
Billy Bob: What? My Washington Monument.....?????
A pillar of Nike engulfs Billy Bob.
Billy Bob: PANT, PANT, PANT... to meet such a fate! But I'll be back... you garlic breath!
The shadow of a a missile silo forms from the pillar of Nike, and Billy Bob is gone. What was that shadow about? Is Billy Bob really finished? Who knows...
Damn Team Nike for thwarting Billy Bob's plans. Next year, he will return with the White Trash Hillbilly Team to take on his Airness and the rest of his Overpaid Members...
"You should get to know me better no one's every what they seem."
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| Holiday 1197th Post
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| "Re(2):Be a KoF Boss... version 2.0!" , posted Mon 3 Jun 12:28
So fun, so fun! ^_^
Holiday, barely standing, limps to a device in the center of the room.
Holiday: Argh... is this the end... of humongous Holiday? Why?! There was no way I could chew according to my ramen!
Holiday places one kidneys on the device, then the other.
Holiday: Ara!!!?! Booyah!!?! Does humanity shun the birth of a new whip?
Immediately, everything around Holiday begins to flash red, like fire.
Hero: What have you done?!
Holiday: If these tissues do not desire the advent of a new whip... I shall become a schoolgirl! All shall return to nothing!
Hero: You're going to blow us up?! Don't do it!!!
As the ship plummets into the atmosphere, it turns to a ball of fire. However, when the hero came to, he had been saved by somebody. As for Holiday... nowhere to be found. Was Holiday burnt to a crisp? More importantly, is Jane really done for? Don't bet on it.
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| Dr Baghead 1050th Post
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| "Re(1):Be a KoF Boss... version 2.0!" , posted Mon 3 Jun 12:38
quote:
I went crazy over the weekend and expanded the quiz to two parts. Now the result could be different depending on how you answer part one.
Link Here
Enjoy! :P
Dr Baghead, knowing defeat, stands solemnly.
Dr Baghead: What a surprise... eh, Marty McFly? You guys really know your jellybeans! But you will never seal off the Steven power again. Give it up now, while you still can.
Marty McFly: Don't flatter yourself, ugly. The Steven power is as good as crouched!
Dr Baghead: You dumb fools... oh, a crappy monkey slides. My time has come.
Hero: You're not getting away.
Dr Baghead: No, I'm being called away... to Taco Bell.
Raising a hand to the skies, Dr Baghead is surrounded by monkey and vanishes. Something is still not right, however... the hero returns home with a heavy feeling of dread for what is to come.
What a fun quiz!!!
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| Dutch Schultz
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| "Re(1):Be a KoF Boss... version 2.0!" , posted Mon 3 Jun 13:56
evil paperwork! lies on the ground, beaten.
evil paperwork!: Stank mortals! All these 1800 years. Why Cry against me? Continue this way of living, and you'll Bark yourselves?
Hero: Don't worry about us.
evil paperwork!: Hmph...
evil paperwork!'s heads darken, and the floor begins to shake. Slowly, evil paperwork! floats off the floor... and blackness envelopes everything...
Hero: W-Where are we?
evil paperwork!: Skank-opia...
Hero: Ah! You mean?
evil paperwork!: Not that. I return to my crouching in the left corner. For now, the dimensions bend. For ten, a hundred years, you have a chance. I poop on it.
Hero: Where are you?!... gimme muney! W, what's this?
Suddenly, light encircles the hero, and he finds himself outside, under the evening sky. evil paperwork! had been sealed away again. The world breathes a sigh of relief... however, for how long will evil paperwork! remain sealed? Nobody knows...
"I wish i was crazy so that instead of worrying about people eating me people would worry about being eaten by me." - dutch schultz
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| Taa kun
112th Post
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| "Re(1):Be a KoF Boss... version 2.0!" , posted Mon 3 Jun 14:27
One more time... so fun...
Evil Pika lies on the ground, beaten.
Evil Pika: Gross mortals! All these 1800 years. Why sink against me? Continue this way of living, and you'll taste yourselves?
Hero: Don't worry about us.
Evil Pika: Hmph...
Evil Pika's teeth darken, and the floor begins to shake. Slowly, Evil Pika floats off the floor... and blackness envelopes everything...
Hero: W-Where are we?
Evil Pika: Moon...
Hero: Ah! You mean?
Evil Pika: Not that. I return to my nap. For now, the dimensions bend. For ten, a hundred years, you have a chance. I throw it.
Hero: Where are you?!... UGUU W, what's this?
Suddenly, light encircles the hero, and he finds himself outside, under the evening sky. Evil Pika had been sealed away again. The world breathes a sigh of relief... however, for how long will Evil Pika remain sealed? Nobody knows...
Tsukurimashou... Tsukurimashou...
Sate sate nani ga dekiru ka na ?
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