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"chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 07:37post reply


BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!






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"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 07:42post reply


quote:
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!



LL !!!





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"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 07:48post reply


quote:
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!

Things do NOT get spoonier than that!

"defect in design"
"failed to warn of the risk"

Next time I get a sandwich, it had better come with a warning!

heh heh





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"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 08:56post reply


Ha ha ha ha ha.... Do you actively look for bizarre news? ^_^





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"Re(2):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 09:44post reply


I don't know what's she complaining about. Severe burns & the loss of "comfort and happiness" are such small price to pay in order to enjoy dangerous delicious Wendy's Chicken Sandwich...






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"Re(3):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 12:28post reply


That has to be one of the stupidest stories I have ever read...but it is funny.





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"Re(4):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 13:05post reply


poor women
the sandwich was mad at her
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL





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"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 13:08post reply


LOL!!! omg... that's too funny!





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"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 14:16post reply


quote:
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!


Can't tell whats worse, madcow.....or exploding chicken......





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"Re(2):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 14:17post reply


...OR a ham sandwich performing a 5 hit raging storm in your throat!

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Can't tell whats worse, madcow.....or exploding chicken......







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"Re(3):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 14:40post reply


quote:
...OR a ham sandwich performing a 5 hit raging storm in your throat!


Can't tell whats worse, madcow.....or exploding chicken......



Maybe we should all just eat Pork instead





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"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 14:43post reply


[At a farm, in front of a chicken feed bag]

Commercial Narrator: We've replaced the leading chicken feed brand with Gunman Bob's Champion Gunpowder. Let's see if they notice the difference.

[Chickens peck at gun powder]

Chickens: *peck-peck...*

[Pause.]

Chickens:... Buh-CAAAAAAAAWW--!!!

[BOOOOM!]

Commercial narrator: And there you have it -- wait, the chickens weren't actually supposed to explode, were they...?

[Narrator gets hit with several raining chicken giblets.]

Poison Pork Sausage of Extreme Death: Now with nitro-glycerin!

END





NEXT STAGE IS 3

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"Re(2):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 14:52post reply


quote:
[At a farm, in front of a chicken feed bag]

Commercial Narrator: We've replaced the leading chicken feed brand with Gunman Bob's Champion Gunpowder. Let's see if they notice the difference.

[Chickens peck at gun powder]

Chickens: *peck-peck...*

[Pause.]

Chickens:... Buh-CAAAAAAAAWW--!!!

[BOOOOM!]

Commercial narrator: And there you have it -- wait, the chickens weren't actually supposed to explode, were they...?

[Narrator gets hit with several raining chicken giblets.]

Poison Pork Sausage of Extreme Death: Now with nitro-glycerin!

END


Since were on the topic of meats.......

what kind of bacon is better

microwaved bacon........or grilled bacon?





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"Re(2):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 14:55post reply


LAMO
quote:
[At a farm, in front of a chicken feed bag]

Commercial Narrator: We've replaced the leading chicken feed brand with Gunman Bob's Champion Gunpowder. Let's see if they notice the difference.

[Chickens peck at gun powder]

Chickens: *peck-peck...*

[Pause.]

Chickens:... Buh-CAAAAAAAAWW--!!!

[BOOOOM!]

Commercial narrator: And there you have it -- wait, the chickens weren't actually supposed to explode, were they...?

[Narrator gets hit with several raining chicken giblets.]

Poison Pork Sausage of Extreme Death: Now with nitro-glycerin!

END







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"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 15:00post reply


*laugh*

Man, I need to cash in on this fast food lawsuit craze....I wonder if I can get an exploding hamburger, or even better...A super cold milk shake...





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"Re(3):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Mon 20 May 15:03:post reply


NEITHER! go the the store and buy a box of bacon, the one that isnt sliced, just a big block of bacon, and EAT IT LIKE THAT! RAAAAWW!! BITE BY BITE! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *goes insane*

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Since were on the topic of meats.......

what kind of bacon is better

microwaved bacon........or grilled bacon?







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"What is safe these days??" , posted Mon 20 May 18:01post reply


quote:
NEITHER! go the the store and buy a box of bacon, the one that isnt sliced, just a big block of bacon, and EAT IT LIKE THAT! RAAAAWW!! BITE BY BITE! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *goes insane*



BAH! I wonder what is safe to eat nowadays. You get all these diseases, pesticides, chemicals on food, and now dangerous hot coffee and explosions. Probably the next time I drink a milkshake there is a hand coming out of it and I will be grabbed by the neck, something like that...





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"Re(1):What is safe these days??" , posted Mon 20 May 18:43post reply


quote:
NEITHER! go the the store and buy a box of bacon, the one that isnt sliced, just a big block of bacon, and EAT IT LIKE THAT! RAAAAWW!! BITE BY BITE! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *goes insane*


BAH! I wonder what is safe to eat nowadays. You get all these diseases, pesticides, chemicals on food, and now dangerous hot coffee and explosions. Probably the next time I drink a milkshake there is a hand coming out of it and I will be grabbed by the neck, something like that...



Eh,everything gives cancer practically nowadays.............

DAMN! No wonder American's turning vegetarian........





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"Re(4):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Tue 21 May 08:50post reply


quote:
NEITHER! go the the store and buy a box of bacon, the one that isnt sliced, just a big block of bacon, and EAT IT LIKE THAT! RAAAAWW!! BITE BY BITE! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *goes insane*




Going insane??? I wonder why ;P....


Ratherly inusual new to see... maybe this was the end of the world that nostradamus where speaking of; Chicken sandich attacking the people in ordder to rule the world as the supreme species.... JA JA Ha HA HA JA





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"more chicken news...RED CHICKEN?!?!?!?!!?" , posted Tue 21 May 09:19post reply


first they explode, now they are red!





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"Re(1):more chicken news...RED CHICKEN?!?!?!?!" , posted Tue 21 May 09:28post reply


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first they explode, now they are red!



NAKED CHICKEN PORN!!!





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"Re(2):more chicken news...RED CHICKEN?!?!?!?!" , posted Wed 22 May 00:21post reply


quote:
Ha ha ha ha ha.... Do you actively look for bizarre news? ^_^

LOL i was thinking the exact same thing
WTF!! now a naked chicken. hoy -_-

man that first story's nuts. this happens about a year ago and she's just now suing?
ehh, only one of every five people survive an exploding sandwich. i guess she has the right to sue





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"Re(3):more chicken news...RED CHICKEN?!?!?!?!" , posted Wed 22 May 15:13post reply


Those chickens look creepy.

Love the exploding chicken bit. "IT ATTACKED ME, I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE."





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"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" , posted Wed 22 May 15:15post reply


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BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!




LOL!!!!

How in the hell can a chicked sandwich explode?!?!

That's crazy.