Next time I get a sandwich, it had better come with a warning!
heh heh
RugalBernstein
1856th Post
Silver Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Executive
"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!"
, posted Mon 20 May 08:56
Ha ha ha ha ha.... Do you actively look for bizarre news? ^_^
dorikyasu
462th Post
Gold Customer
"Re(2):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!"
, posted Mon 20 May 09:44
I don't know what's she complaining about. Severe burns & the loss of "comfort and happiness" are such small price to pay in order to enjoy dangerous delicious Wendy's Chicken Sandwich...
Shin ATproof
431th Post
Gold Customer
"Re(3):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!"
, posted Mon 20 May 12:28
That has to be one of the stupidest stories I have ever read...but it is funny.
Dragon-warrior
336th Post
Bronze Customer
"Re(4):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!"
, posted Mon 20 May 13:05
poor women the sandwich was mad at her LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Daala
418th Post
Gold Customer
"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!"
, posted Mon 20 May 13:08
LOL!!! omg... that's too funny!
, posted Mon 20 May 14:43
[At a farm, in front of a chicken feed bag]
Commercial Narrator: We've replaced the leading chicken feed brand with Gunman Bob's Champion Gunpowder. Let's see if they notice the difference.
[Chickens peck at gun powder]
Chickens: *peck-peck...*
[Pause.]
Chickens:... Buh-CAAAAAAAAWW--!!!
[BOOOOM!]
Commercial narrator: And there you have it -- wait, the chickens weren't actually supposed to explode, were they...?
[Narrator gets hit with several raining chicken giblets.]
Poison Pork Sausage of Extreme Death: Now with nitro-glycerin!
END
NEXT STAGE IS 3
Crimson 157th Post
Regular Customer
"Re(2):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!"
, posted Mon 20 May 14:52
quote: [At a farm, in front of a chicken feed bag]
Commercial Narrator: We've replaced the leading chicken feed brand with Gunman Bob's Champion Gunpowder. Let's see if they notice the difference.
[Chickens peck at gun powder]
Chickens: *peck-peck...*
[Pause.]
Chickens:... Buh-CAAAAAAAAWW--!!!
[BOOOOM!]
Commercial narrator: And there you have it -- wait, the chickens weren't actually supposed to explode, were they...?
[Narrator gets hit with several raining chicken giblets.]
Poison Pork Sausage of Extreme Death: Now with nitro-glycerin!
END
Since were on the topic of meats.......
what kind of bacon is better
microwaved bacon........or grilled bacon?
RaVeN1234 85th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(2):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!"
, posted Mon 20 May 14:55
LAMO
quote: [At a farm, in front of a chicken feed bag]
Commercial Narrator: We've replaced the leading chicken feed brand with Gunman Bob's Champion Gunpowder. Let's see if they notice the difference.
[Chickens peck at gun powder]
Chickens: *peck-peck...*
[Pause.]
Chickens:... Buh-CAAAAAAAAWW--!!!
[BOOOOM!]
Commercial narrator: And there you have it -- wait, the chickens weren't actually supposed to explode, were they...?
[Narrator gets hit with several raining chicken giblets.]
Poison Pork Sausage of Extreme Death: Now with nitro-glycerin!
END
Satoshi Miwa
1051th Post
Red Carpet Premium Member
"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!"
, posted Mon 20 May 15:00
*laugh*
Man, I need to cash in on this fast food lawsuit craze....I wonder if I can get an exploding hamburger, or even better...A super cold milk shake...
Juan
1938th Post
Gold Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Executive
"Re(3):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!"
, posted Mon 20 May 15:03:
NEITHER! go the the store and buy a box of bacon, the one that isnt sliced, just a big block of bacon, and EAT IT LIKE THAT! RAAAAWW!! BITE BY BITE! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *goes insane*
quote:
Since were on the topic of meats.......
what kind of bacon is better
microwaved bacon........or grilled bacon?
[this message was edited by Juan on Mon 20 May 15:04]
TheBeast
381th Post
Silver Customer
"What is safe these days??"
, posted Mon 20 May 18:01
quote: NEITHER! go the the store and buy a box of bacon, the one that isnt sliced, just a big block of bacon, and EAT IT LIKE THAT! RAAAAWW!! BITE BY BITE! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *goes insane*
BAH! I wonder what is safe to eat nowadays. You get all these diseases, pesticides, chemicals on food, and now dangerous hot coffee and explosions. Probably the next time I drink a milkshake there is a hand coming out of it and I will be grabbed by the neck, something like that...
The only antidote to my poison is death...Hey! No fair! You have a resurrection move??
talbaineric
3313th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(1):What is safe these days??"
, posted Mon 20 May 18:43
quote: NEITHER! go the the store and buy a box of bacon, the one that isnt sliced, just a big block of bacon, and EAT IT LIKE THAT! RAAAAWW!! BITE BY BITE! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *goes insane*
BAH! I wonder what is safe to eat nowadays. You get all these diseases, pesticides, chemicals on food, and now dangerous hot coffee and explosions. Probably the next time I drink a milkshake there is a hand coming out of it and I will be grabbed by the neck, something like that...
Eh,everything gives cancer practically nowadays.............
DAMN! No wonder American's turning vegetarian........
Toxico
1906th Post
Gold Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Executive
"Re(4):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!"
, posted Tue 21 May 08:50
quote: NEITHER! go the the store and buy a box of bacon, the one that isnt sliced, just a big block of bacon, and EAT IT LIKE THAT! RAAAAWW!! BITE BY BITE! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *goes insane*
Going insane??? I wonder why ;P....
Ratherly inusual new to see... maybe this was the end of the world that nostradamus where speaking of; Chicken sandich attacking the people in ordder to rule the world as the supreme species.... JA JA Ha HA HA JA
quote:Ha ha ha ha ha.... Do you actively look for bizarre news? ^_^
LOL i was thinking the exact same thing WTF!! now a naked chicken. hoy -_-
man that first story's nuts. this happens about a year ago and she's just now suing? ehh, only one of every five people survive an exploding sandwich. i guess she has the right to sue
deoch 96th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(3):more chicken news...RED CHICKEN?!?!?!?!"
, posted Wed 22 May 15:13
Those chickens look creepy.
Love the exploding chicken bit. "IT ATTACKED ME, I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE."
"chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" 
"Re(1):chicken sandwich....EXPLODES!!!" 
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"Re(2):more chicken news...RED CHICKEN?!?!?!?!" 
