quote: Props to Onslaught. Dancing chocolate monsters will eat the cat now.
Run kitty, run! Run away from those horrible yet delicious monsters!
ONSLAUGHT
1627th Post
Tailored Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Member
"Re(2):test...testing...tester.....testesteron"
, posted Tue 12 Mar 21:13
quote: Props to Onslaught. Dancing chocolate monsters will eat the cat now.
Run kitty, run! Run away from those horrible yet delicious monsters!
Oh no!! What have I done!! Quick, everyone! Let's eat those chocolate monsters before they eat the kitty!!!
Juan
1455th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"speaking of cats."
, posted Tue 12 Mar 21:15
According to MAXIM magazine, if you stick a cat in the microwave oven it wont explode. In order to make the cat explode you would have to block every single pore in their bodies.
What happens (according to a veterinarian) the eyes would turn black, then the internal organs would suffer severe burns, then the flesh will cook, then the hair and nails will burn at the end. Yummy.
quote: Props to Onslaught. Dancing chocolate monsters will eat the cat now.
Run kitty, run! Run away from those horrible yet delicious monsters!
Oh no!! What have I done!! Quick, everyone! Let's eat those chocolate monsters before they eat the kitty!!!
quote: According to MAXIM magazine, if you stick a cat in the microwave oven it wont explode. In order to make the cat explode you would have to block every single pore in their bodies.
What happens (according to a veterinarian) the eyes would turn black, then the internal organs would suffer severe burns, then the flesh will cook, then the hair and nails will burn at the end. Yummy.
Props to Onslaught. Dancing chocolate monsters will eat the cat now.
Run kitty, run! Run away from those horrible yet delicious monsters!
Oh no!! What have I done!! Quick, everyone! Let's eat those chocolate monsters before they eat the kitty!!!
maxim magazine's awesome! i bought the last one 'cause they had the hot tara reid on their cover again. what a babe
Freeter
1996th Post
Gold Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Executive
"Re(2):speaking of cats."
, posted Tue 12 Mar 21:32
quote:maxim magazine's awesome! i bought the last one 'cause they had the hot tara reid on their cover again. what a babe
Awesome mag. Beats the crap outta FHM, Stuff, and all those other wannabes.
HIROKI! IS HORNY!
"Don't call me Mog."
Juan
1456th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"Re(2):speaking of cats."
, posted Tue 12 Mar 21:33
yeah maxim kicks ass....OH MY JIGGGIDDI GUGGLEGLY GOD!!! ITS A FLYING CAT!!!???!?!?
quote: According to MAXIM magazine, if you stick a cat in the microwave oven it wont explode. In order to make the cat explode you would have to block every single pore in their bodies.
What happens (according to a veterinarian) the eyes would turn black, then the internal organs would suffer severe burns, then the flesh will cook, then the hair and nails will burn at the end. Yummy.
Props to Onslaught. Dancing chocolate monsters will eat the cat now.
Run kitty, run! Run away from those horrible yet delicious monsters!
Oh no!! What have I done!! Quick, everyone! Let's eat those chocolate monsters before they eat the kitty!!!
maxim magazine's awesome! i bought the last one 'cause they had the hot tara reid on their cover again. what a babe
[this message was edited by ONSLAUGHT on Tue 12 Mar 21:44]
Juan
1457th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"Re(1):Be afraid! Be very afraid!"
, posted Tue 12 Mar 21:45
THE EVIL CAT FROM SHENMUE IS BACK! BUT HE IS DEAD! I FORCE FED HIM WITH INE-SAN'S MONEY EVERYDAY! DAMN YOU CAT! DAMN YOU TO HELLL!!!
quote: yeah maxim kicks ass....OH MY JIGGGIDDI GUGGLEGLY GOD!!! ITS A FLYING CAT!!!???!?!?
And look what happens to a cat tuna eater city!! This could happen to you if you eat cat tuna! Say no to cat tuna! Say yes to life! http://www.oralse.cx/contrib/carpetbomb.jpg
[this message was edited by ONSLAUGHT on Tue 12 Mar 22:06]
Juke Joint Jezebel 217th Post
Frequent Customer
"Re(4):Be afraid! Be very afraid!"
, posted Tue 12 Mar 22:10
ARGH leave my flying animals out of this i must fetch my dog-riding baby
Iron D
1419th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!"
, posted Wed 13 Mar 14:21
The felines are taking over! You know what? Today my horoscope read: "Today your world will be overthrown by the Ultimo Kitty. The world will never be the same." 'Tis a day of celebration!
ONSLAUGHT
1638th Post
Tailored Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Member
"Re(1):Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!"
, posted Wed 13 Mar 15:31
quote: The felines are taking over! You know what? Today my horoscope read: "Today your world will be overthrown by the Ultimo Kitty. The world will never be the same." 'Tis a day of celebration!
Yeah!! And remember kids, if you can't eat cat tuna due to the fear of your city being bombed by angry kittens, you can always eat the mighty dog tuna!! Yeah, dog tuna is the food of the future! buy now and get a bread for free! http://www.oralse.cx/giver.jpg
talbaineric
2745th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(2):Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!"
, posted Wed 13 Mar 16:03
Meoooooowwwww.........flying cats and chocolate monsters?! What next?
Iron D
1428th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"Re(3):Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!"
, posted Wed 13 Mar 16:23
quote: Meoooooowwwww.........flying cats and chocolate monsters?! What next?
John Clease. That's what.
The droogo 138th Post
Regular Customer
"juan you make me sick"
, posted Wed 13 Mar 17:52
Yes kill the cat, yes kill the cat and Toxico too
Good picture for a stoned guy
Viva las vagas baby
Viddi well my brothers the time of the Droogos is coming
RugalBernstein
1380th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"Re(2):Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!"
, posted Wed 13 Mar 19:11
I say eat 'em all, and be done with it. >:)
Fou - Lu 66th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(3):Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!"
, posted Wed 13 Mar 19:31
The last sounds like Pokemon? Oh man this is putting serious. Por kitty, y like the cats, don{t do nothin to them, or you will get punsh by the hand of the Emperor.=D
The Emperor returns from his tomb an this time Itīs forever for see de best games of the Greats Capcom and the new SNK for see the truth.
Professor
1260th Post
MMCafe Owner
"Juan's "Chocolate""
, posted Thu 14 Mar 02:04
Is (beleive it or not) from an Educational TV channel in Japan.
Hey, that's pretty neat, does it change depending on the time?
Chocolate monster sleeps now, but tomorrow will eat more kitty!
"Some European people really like the sumo wrestler. French people like the sumo wrestler. You know they liked the fat naked man...always hanging" -Yu Suzuki when asked about the popularity of Taka-arashi
Daala
337th Post
Bronze Customer
"Re(1):test...testing...tester.....testesteron"
, posted Thu 14 Mar 05:25
OMG! Domo should not be used for evil...LOL ^_< , he's to cute for that. *hug her domo doll*
quote: Props to Onslaught. Dancing chocolate monsters will eat the cat now.
Daala
339th Post
Bronze Customer
"Re(2):test...testing...tester.....testesteron"
, posted Thu 14 Mar 11:29:
testing...testing 1 2... hehe that's my real phone image a all...LOL! (my cousin made the drawing..heh ^_^)
quote: OMG! Domo should not be used for evil...LOL ^_< , he's to cute for that. *hug her domo doll* Props to Onslaught. Dancing chocolate monsters will eat the cat now.
[this message was edited by Daala on Thu 14 Mar 11:29]
Juan
1467th Post
Red Carpet Executive Member
"Re(3):test...testing...tester.....testesteron"
, posted Thu 14 Mar 11:44
thats pretty cool. i wish i could do that with my phone. but all i got is a cell phone that looks and feels like a brick!!! GRA!! *tosses phone at a cat and plays the fuga tune*
quote: testing...testing 1 2... hehe that's my real phone image a all...LOL! (my cousin made the drawing..heh ^_^) OMG! Domo should not be used for evil...LOL ^_< , he's to cute for that. *hug her domo doll* Props to Onslaught. Dancing chocolate monsters will eat the cat now.
, posted Thu 14 Mar 11:47
fuga is a good ring, but I got ddr's kick the can as my ringer...LOL. And when familly calls, they get the SF2 Vega stage ringer...I need help!
"test...testing...tester.....testesterone" 
"Re(1):test...testing...tester.....testesteron" 
"Re(1):speaking of cats." 
"Re(4):Be afraid! Be very afraid!" 
