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Puar 79th Post
Occasional Customer
"VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Sun 3 Mar 04:23
I'm sure someone has had to have started a thread like this at some point in time, but I'm going to try and start one now just because I don't ever recall seeing one or being a part of one and I want to be nostalgic.
With the apparent demise of SNK, that means we're without their horrid, yet humorous English translations... What are some of your old favorites that you'll always remember, either for its unintelligibility or its stupidly made typographical error? Right now, one comes to mind for me.
"You're boring... DIE!"
P.S.: Anyone else play through the PS Sammy Sho IV and notice a credit being made towards LLAUOYLLAKCUF? Wonder if that was in any other versions of the game...
"You should get to know me better no one's every what they seem."
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dorikyasu 144th Post
Regular Customer
"victoLy indeed..."
, posted Mon 4 Mar 19:24
Some of the classic quotes from the NeoGeo cart back covers...
THE GRANDMOTHER OF ALL BATTLES! - Fatal Fury Special
IZA TO! EN GARDE! DUDE! Use all powers at your disposal to get a head! - Samurai Shodown
Use new characters and new feints of Fury to hack, slice, dice, and Julien fry your way to victory! - Samurai Shodown II
In the Super-cool Arean of the Ages, the World Heroes return with 2 NEO CHALLENGERS. Choose from the 16 Gladiators of the Galaxy in Jihad of Contact Sports Games! - World Heroes 2 Jet
Professor
1171th Post
MMCafe Owner
"Re(1):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Sun 3 Mar 06:18
quote:" I'm sure someone has had to have started a thread like this at some point in time, but I'm going to try and start one now just because I don't ever recall seeing one or being a part of one and I want to be nostalgic.
With the apparent demise of SNK, that means we're without their horrid, yet humorous English translations... What are some of your old favorites that you'll always remember, either for its unintelligibility or its stupidly made typographical error? Right now, one comes to mind for me.
"You're boring... DIE!"
P.S.: Anyone else play through the PS Sammy Sho IV and notice a credit being made towards LLAUOYLLAKCUF? Wonder if that was in any other versions of the game... "
I have to say it'd be the Samurai Shodown II manual, which was full of character profiles obsessed with poking each other's eyes out. O_O;;
I might be a body bag.
talbaineric
2648th Post
Platinum Carpet V.I.P- Board Master
"Re(2):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Sun 3 Mar 07:55
Billy Kane/FF series- "Even my grandmother with arthritis can fight better than you."
I think that's how it goes.
Toxico
1531th Post
Red Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Member
"Re(3):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Sun 3 Mar 09:22
I remember what Kim said to Geese on the Spanish FFS...
"Vete a la mierda" aka Fu** you.
You think Engrish is bad; better not read Zpanish... for every 2 engrish signs there are like 14 spanish facts.
I also remember that on FFWA you could only play with "Creditz"
Shin ATproof 67th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(4):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Sun 3 Mar 15:29
quote:" I remember what Kim said to Geese on the Spanish FFS...
"Vete a la mierda" aka Fu** you.
You think Engrish is bad; better not read Zpanish... for every 2 engrish signs there are like 14 spanish facts.
I also remember that on FFWA you could only play with "Creditz" "
The ultimate Engrish quote from SNK is this....
The battle end... Thank to our heroes, The world is safe again. Right? Wrong? No one can say. But as long as humans Rule the world... The Orochi awakening Is not so far away... Is humankind too late To avoid destruction? When the ambitions of many Drive the world To Destruction.. To stop this, The Orochi exist. The Orochi...God's messenger? Perhaps... May be humankind is at fault. Humankind. Ambitious, cruel, and resilient. But it cannot be forgotten... The real enemy is not Orochi. Humankind's real enemy? We've seen the enemy. And it is us...
"Kore ga...Kusanagi no ken da!!!" " I AM GODZILLA...YOU ARE JAPAN!!!"
deoch 65th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(5):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Sun 3 Mar 22:18
"John, the president's canary is being held hostage in Syria."
Puar 84th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(6):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Mon 4 Mar 00:37
quote:" "John, the president's canary is being held hostage in Syria." "
What's this from? ;D
"You should get to know me better no one's every what they seem."
Professor
1174th Post
MMCafe Owner
"Re(7):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Mon 4 Mar 00:41
quote:" quote:" "John, the president's canary is being held hostage in Syria." "
What's this from? ;D "
"Hi, Jack! Get it? Hijack! Hehe, are we going to Cuba or What?" - King
They're both from AOF2.
I might be a shopping bag.
Fygee 166th Post
Regular Customer
"Re(8):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Mon 4 Mar 01:15
quote:" quote:" quote:" "John, the president's canary is being held hostage in Syria." "
What's this from? ;D "
"Hi, Jack! Get it? Hijack! Hehe, are we going to Cuba or What?" - King
They're both from AOF2. "
AOF2 had the best damn character interaction quotes of any game. I wish they did that more often.
The LLAUOYLLAKUCF is in the arcade version of SS4 as well. ;)
I'm gonna miss the SNKglish. :(
Freeter
1922th Post
Gold Carpet V.I.P- Platinum Executive
"GNISSUCHSIRGNE"
, posted Mon 4 Mar 12:40
quote:" The LLAUOYLLAKUCF is in the arcade version of SS4 as well. ;)
I'm gonna miss the SNKglish. :( "
It's LLAOYLLAKCUF. SNK's own ghetto slang
YeldellGW 70th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(9):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Mon 4 Mar 12:32
Garford; in the Neo Geo CD version of Samurai Shodown III, Galford's name was spelled exactly that way on the vs screen.
"Who are you rice pickers?!" Ryo - KOF 97
Terry's voice actor in MOTW; WTF?!
Samurai Shodown II is still the king by far; too many to list.
Professor
1179th Post
MMCafe Owner
"Re(10):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Mon 4 Mar 13:08
quote:" Terry's voice actor in MOTW; WTF?!"
Saaawrreeee-!! *bows*
I might be a duffle bag.
pointystick
374th Post
Silver Customer
"Re(2):Re(10):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Mon 4 Mar 14:10
Haohmaru: "How weak you are! I might kill you as easily as 'tofu' with my sword!!"
Best. Quote. EVER.
Chupiler
502th Post
New Red Carpet Member
"Re(3):Re(10):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Mon 4 Mar 15:35
I remember in 2001 Mary talking about her Command Samba......
Still nothing beats what Ignis says after you beat him...Is this the end of lovable Ignis?
We'll see when I get my ROM this month.
Variable Savior 126th Post
Regular Customer
"Re(4):Re(10):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Mon 4 Mar 20:11
quote: Still nothing beats what Ignis says after you beat him...Is this the end of lovable Ignis?
IS THIS FOR REAL!?? I haven't gotten to play 2K1 yet but if this is accurate, then this is, by far, the best quote EVER!
"Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare??"
GreenHerring 0th Post
New Customer
"..."Grandmother?!""
, posted Tue 5 Mar 15:56
quote:THE GRANDMOTHER OF ALL BATTLES! - Fatal Fury Special
...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!...
By God, that's funny! "Grandmother?!" Of "all battles?!" XD
Yes, SNK's international department is piss-poor. But not only are their translations so horrible they're funny ("This place stinks of evil... and gym socks!" ), the bad translations are also the sole reason why people think that Robert Garcia's from Spain, and that Freeman killed Kim Kaphwan in MotW... Ah well.
- The Green Herring
"MISSION ALL OVER!" - End message from Metal Slug
TheBeast 180th Post
Regular Customer
"Brainwash!"
, posted Fri 8 Mar 01:31
In KOF95, before the pre-Saisyu fight.
?? "Rugal, you have brainwashed him!" Rugal "Don't be silly. There wasn't any to wash anyway!!"
=)
The only antidote to my poison is death...Hey! No fair! You have a resurrection move??
Mosquiton 238th Post
Frequent Customer
"SSII opening"
, posted Fri 8 Mar 05:33
I'm pretty sure I remember the first couple of lines from the Samurai Shodown II opening...
"There once were a man who seek to make his power ultimate.
With his bloody life, it is no accident that he is involved in the new troubles."
Also, in MOTW, it really doesn't sound right when Grant says something to the effect of:
I mean, if I didn't know the guy had a bullet inching its way toward his heart I might think the guy was using Herbal Essences shampoo or something,,,
Sorry if any non-North American people don't get the Herbal Essences joke. You'd have to see the commercial, involving women getting very vocal while having an "organic" experience washing their hair. o_o
Henaki 0th Post
New Customer
"Re(1):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Fri 8 Mar 08:00
"Huh, now is the time for all begining!" SS4 I think "If we go any longer, YOUR HAMBURGER!" Kaede? LB2
Just a couple I like.
"Huh now is the time for all beggining!"
TheBeast 181th Post
Regular Customer
"Re(1):SSII opening"
, posted Fri 8 Mar 08:39
quote: I'm pretty sure I remember the first couple of lines from the Samurai Shodown II opening...
"There once were a man who seek to make his power ultimate.
With his bloody life, it is no accident that he is involved in the new troubles."
Also, in MOTW, it really doesn't sound right when Grant says something to the effect of:
I mean, if I didn't know the guy had a bullet inching its way toward his heart I might think the guy was using Herbal Essences shampoo or something,,,
Sorry if any non-North American people don't get the Herbal Essences joke. You'd have to see the commercial, involving women getting very vocal while having an "organic" experience washing their hair. o_o
Hahaha...thats a good one...the commerical is actually showing outside North America in some other countries...
The latest one is the funniest and yet the most ridiculous...when this female lawyer got the "urge" to use the shampoo and 3 brutes actually stormed inside the court to give her a shampoo...weird...
The only antidote to my poison is death...Hey! No fair! You have a resurrection move??
BlackNinjaVinny 22th Post
New Customer
"Re(2):SSII opening"
, posted Fri 8 Mar 17:46
About GAWWWWWWWWWD!! It's a suitable substitue for god. What it would have looked like in game was GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!! Well, is he shouting GOOD or GOD? They had to clear tha up for everyone :) Oh, and my fave is from KoF96: "Violent fighting to come again."
Mosquiton 241th Post
Frequent Customer
"Re(3):SSII opening"
, posted Fri 8 Mar 18:09
quote: About GAWWWWWWWWWD!! It's a suitable substitue for god. What it would have looked like in game was GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!! Well, is he shouting GOOD or GOD? They had to clear tha up for everyone :) Oh, and my fave is from KoF96: "Violent fighting to come again."
It's not so much that it looks funny, but the implications.... tee hee.
TheBeast 185th Post
Regular Customer
"Re(1):victoLy indeed..."
, posted Fri 8 Mar 18:23
quote:
THE GRANDMOTHER OF ALL BATTLES! - Fatal Fury Special
They touted Fatal Fury 2 as "The mother of all battles" in their promotional posters, so naturally when FFS comes out, they have the above quote to match it.
This is getting interesting. Anymore good quotes??
The only antidote to my poison is death...Hey! No fair! You have a resurrection move??
Fat Cat Lim 51th Post
Occasional Customer
"Re(1):VICTOLY!!!"
, posted Sun 10 Mar 04:09
quote: P.S.: Anyone else play through the PS Sammy Sho IV and notice a credit being made towards LLAUOYLLAKCUF? Wonder if that was in any other versions of the game...
I wonder if anybody realise that when spelled backwards, it says:
"VICTOLY!!!" 
), the bad translations are also the sole reason why people think that Robert Garcia's from Spain, and that Freeman killed Kim Kaphwan in MotW... Ah well. 
